- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

? I hate niiggers ?

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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