- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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