What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

how do you confuse a blond?

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Chicken penis.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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