whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Anti Joke

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