A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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