- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Deadly cancer.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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