what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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so dont touch it.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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