what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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