- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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