why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Spotto

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obama's promises

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Wade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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