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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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