Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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.....Carrot Top....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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why do you care?

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Guess What! HI!

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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