A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Spell: “This word”

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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