- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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