- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

knock knock? come in

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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