Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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