The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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women's rights.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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