Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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