Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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