why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

#Getweird

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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