- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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