- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

mikey is cute

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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