How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What's big and long? My dick.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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