- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

i have two hands.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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