whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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- Helen Keller

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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HOLY COW!

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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