Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Ham sandwich

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Amazing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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I love you

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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