why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

i like men but im not gay

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

N-E Pats never cheated

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

WILLY

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

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