- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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