- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Waffles ate my grandma

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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