I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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