- Anti Joke

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

This is a joke. Laugh!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July