- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

This is a joke. Laugh!

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

YOU

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Rick Santorum 2012

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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