- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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