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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

A man makes a sandwich.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Knock Know! Come in!

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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