Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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What color is red paint? Red

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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breasts

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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