- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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