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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D