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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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