You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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