Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Anti Joke

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