- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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