- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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