why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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