- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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