A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Pull my finger ouch..

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...