sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Anti Joke

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