- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

all your base are belong to mark

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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