Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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