- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

all your base are belong to mark

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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