How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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how did the man die he didnt

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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