Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Anti Joke

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