A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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This joke is funny

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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2 + 2 = fish

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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